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清明杜牧古诗文网

1、爱德华:有一阵子了

2、最无语的台词:你怎么不早说,我好约别人去玩。(这是TONG的女朋友说的,鄙视她,她的爱情是游戏!)

3、南瓜:我没有说我想抢劫银行啊,我正在举例说明要是我们这么做,要比我们曾经做过的事情要容易多了。

4、最Y Y 的台词:为他一点小事生大气的人,通常是因为很在意对方哦

5、Pumpkin: The way it is now, you're taking the same risk as when you rob a bank. You take more of a risk, banks are easier. You don't even need a gun in a federal bank. I mean, they're insured, why should they give a fuck? I heard of this one guy, walks into a bank with a portable phone. He gives the phone to the teller, a guy on the other end of the line says, we've got this guy's little girl, if you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill her.

6、Edward:I've killed people before.

7、Bella: How old are you?

8、走三家不如坐一家。(第五十回《情乱性从因爱欲神昏心动遇魔头》)

9、Edward: You don’t know how long I’ve waited for you... So, the lion fell in love with the lamb.

10、就好像你能摆脱我似的!{扔树枝ing…}



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